Why have I been Jennifer? Why did Jennifer choose me? Where did it come from? What’s the power of a name, and in naming oneself? What is the power of jennifer?

Jennifer Vanilla (it/its) was born inside of a dew drop atop the leaf of the tallest tree on the highest mountain in Jenniferia. It was summoned from its homeland of Planet Jennifer to Earth, where you read these words that I am typing right now. Jennifer is neither good nor bad, but all and also nothing.


Jennifer’s meaning is always changing, but sometimes it can be explained by this acrostic:

J = Join Me
E = Everybody
N = Never Before
N = Not Me
 I  = U + ME
F = Free
E = Explain Yourself
R = Repetition

Its meaning is always changing, but sometimes it can be explained by this acrostic:

J = Jeneral
E = Ecstasy
N = Nevermind
N = Nee Deep
 I  = In
F = Forgery
E = Ennocence
R = Robbed